Holy Ming.

Let the Ming Roll.

202. I went to the cash to get bank.
I went to the bank to get cash.
John Kelly.

201. She’s pretty nifty with a cluff
She’s pretty nifty with a club.
Len.

200 Dum Dums.

There getting better.

200. She got them smalied.
God Knows.
Brian.

199. United Hotspur.
Man United / Tottenhem Hotspur.
Enda.

198. Anto got a good trad album, it’s rap, it’s hip-hop, it’s a serious ninja tune song.
God Knows.
Len.

197. I keep forgetting I’m thinking about something.
God Knows.
Enda.

196. Padded feet.
Webbed feet.
Deccie.

195. You don’t really need a tumbler dryer.
You don’t really need a tumble dryer.
Mehall.

194. That was a night goal.
That was a nice/tight goal.
Enda.

193. There’s no foil tin left.
There’s no tin foil left.
Enda.

192. Would you drink with a few drives in ya?
Would you drive with a few drinks in ya?
Anthony.

191. When I was in Mucus City.
When I was in Music City.
Len.

190. My Auntie’s wife.
My Auntie’s husband.
Mehall.

189. We didn’t really use our neeses.
We didn’t really use our noses.
Deccie.

188. I have a beer full of fridges.
I have a fridge full of beers.
Len.
187. I couldn’t figure out the rest of that papword.
I couldn’t figure out the rest of that crossword.
Enda.

186. Can I have a pint of Guilmores?
Can I have a pint of Guinness & Bulmers?
Len.

185. I don’t like drinking when I have a few beers in me.
I don’t like driving when I have a few beers in me.
Anthony.

184. It was a four-bedroom, three-bedroom house.
It was a three year old, four-bedroom house.
Anthony.

183. I got some cainpillars today.
I got some painkillers today.
Mehall.

182. I was looking at the class meats in the butchers today, it’s
not like the meats you’d get in the butchers.
God Knows.
Enda.

181. After minner dints.
After dinner mints.
Enda.

Ping, Ping.

The Drey.

180. I must roover this hoom.
I must hoover this room.
Len.

179. The Bogus Bear project.
The Blair Witch Project.
O'Gorman.

178. Are you doing the stir there lud?
Are you doing the stir there lad?
Enda.

177. 2 price for the one glass.
Double the price for a pair of glasses.
Len.

176. I could write that down as a doom doom.
I could write that down as a dum dum.
Len.

175. I’ll give them grief and I will take no for an answer.
I’ll give them grief and I won’t take no for an answer.
Enda.

174. Get some breakfast for the cereal.
Get some cereal for the breakfast.
Enda.

173. Will you reel another roffer.
Will you roll another reefer.
Enda.

172. Your thone is charged.
Your phone is charged.
Len.

171. Put it on BB1 there.
Put it on BBC1 there.
Enda.

170. Are you an exburt?
Are you an expert?
Len.

169. Are you making a chup of ca?
Are you making a cup of tea.
Enda.

168. The wine opener bottle.
The wine bottle opener.
Anthony.
167. I’ll cook you cha in the mornin.
I’ll make you cha in the mornin.
Enda.

166. I have to get cans and tins in the shop.
God Knows.
Enda.

165. Will we go to the Motigans?
Will we go to the Thing Mote/Hogans?
Len.

164. Do you have a CD and a tape player?
Do you have a stereo.
Deccie.

163. I didn’t put my cans in the beer.
I didn’t put my cans in the fridge.
Anthony.

162. I’m going to read that Darkadder book.
I’m going to read that Blackadder book.
Enda.

161. A sad freight of a stairs.
A sad state of affairs.
Deccie.

When in a Field of Cows...

Holy Batjugs.

160. Man or Fella?
Man or woman.
Mehall McCabe.

159. Are you making another chup?
Are you making another cup of cha?
Anthony.

158. The head from bed.
The head of the bed.
Deccie.

157. Did you not read the direction on it.
Did you not read the instructions on it?
Len.

156. Is the grill open that?
Is that grill on?
Anthony.

155. It was mad last night, we weren’t listing to Hip-Hop.
It was mad last night, we weren’t listening to Hip-Hop.
Deccie.

154. Whose day is it?
What time is it?
Anthony.

153. It’s half way between Deccie’s house and Deccie’s house.
God Knows.
Mickmaster.

152. The Pheonix Green.
The Pheonix Park/Stephens Green.
Mehall McCabe.

151. Multi million national company.
God Knows.
Mehall McCabe.

150. Will we go to the Moate Thing?
Will we go to the Thing Moate?
Len.

149. Jesus, that snow isn’t mentaling.
Jesus, that snow isn’t melting.
Enda.

148. The house is empty with grub.
God Knows.
Mickmaster.

147. They recorded –16°C in Down, that’s seriously snow.
They recorded –16°C in Down, that’s seriously cold.
Mickmaster.

146. That Earth album, is that the album that Enda got lost.
That Earth album, is that the album that Enda lost.
Mickmaster.

145. Cool as a pound!!!
Sound as a pound!!!
Enda.

144. That sounds very Herbalisery.
That sounds very like the Herbaliser.
Enda.

143. I painted a teeth with loopstick.
I painted a tooth with lipstick.
Carmel Cronogue.

142. Did you see Mutiny on the Bountany.
Did you see mutiny on the bounty.
Len.

141. It sounds like half 3.
It’s feels more like half 3.
Anthony.

Ming, Ming.

Minged Times.

140. I’m going to get Deccie to roll that tea.
I’m going to get Deccie to make that tea.
Enda.

139. Anthony was trying to find a fall in that sentence.
Anthony was trying to find a fault in that sentence.
Deccie.

138. Will someone tell me when anotamy calls over.
Will someone tell me when anyone calls over.
Deccie.

137. The aim of the film.
The plot of the film.
Deccie.

136. I was drinking Braileys earlier on.
I was drinking Baileys earlier on.
Anthony.

135. Did anyone have a spear beer?
Did anyone spill their beer?
Carmel Cronogue.

134. Does anyone have a spear beer?
Does anyone have a spare beer?
Deccie.

133. I have a crab rib.
I have a cracked rib.
Mehall McCabe.

132. Everyone grab a glub.
Everyone grab a glass.
Deccie.

131. That’s Anthony’s feed Mary.
That’s Anthony’s feeding area.
Mehall McCabe.

130. Merrion Gearits.
Merrion Square.
Carmel Cronogue.

129. It’s home to work we go.
It’s off to work we go.
Enda.

128. We were sitting beside the TJ.
We were sitting beside the DJ.
Enda.

127. I’d say it soon better.
I’d better say it soon.
Enda.

126. Taste a drink of that.
God Knows.
Anthony.

125. A real flurry word.
A real funny word.
Anthony.

124. There’s a load of fluff on that.
There’s a load of froth on that.
Mickmaster.

123.Pig nuts for the calves.
Pig nuts for the pigs.
Anthony.

122. I was buying calf nuts for the pigs.
I was buying pig nuts for the pigs.
Mehall McCabe.

121.The wheelies.
The whurlies.
Anthony.

Go on Man!!!

Klutern Pridong.

120. Toasted Bread.
Toast.
Anthony.

119. Did you ever chew that niggerette gum.
Did you ever chew that nicorette gum.
Mehall McCabe.

118. She went out for bresh air.
She went out for fresh air.
Mickmaster.

117. It’s sounds very propellery headery.
It’s sounds very like propellerheads.
Deccie.

116. Theres some cheese out there and some smoked hammon.
Theres some cheese out there and some smoked salmon.
Len.

115. Your entitled to Len one too.
Your entitled to one Len too.
Deccie.

114. You can’t cold down a turn beer.
You can’t turn down a cold beer.
Anthony.

113. Your standing on the choose.
Your standing on the remote control.
Packie.

112. Can I have some chilli O’Fries please.
Can I have chilli fries please.
Enda.

111. That Street Fighter hawk boy is some boy.
That Airwolf boy is some boy.
Packie.

110. She was bear footed wearing her Brandfather’s boots.
She was bear footed wearing her Grandfather’s boots.
Anthony.

109. John, I’m having awful problems with my toplap.
John, I’m having awful problems with my laptop.
Anthony.

108. They were all eyed.
Their eyes were all red.
Len.

107. The lucky scar.
The lucky star.
Enda.

106. I didn’t see it.
I didn’t say it.
Enda.

105. Her hair was wide open.
Her hair was mad bushy.
Enda.

104. There was a mobile in her phone.
There was a mobile in her bag
Len.

103. Will we get a Pinese?
Will we get Pinheads / Chinese?
Anthony.

102. The Advocates Devil.
The Devils Advocate.
Anthony.

101. It doesn’t take long to throw the phone.
It doesn’t take long to charge the phone.
Len.

20 Lovely Ones...

Holy Ming.

100. I’m not saying them that many.
God Knows.
Anthony.

99. Pig nucks for the calves.
Pignuts for the calves.
Len.

98. I’m going to put on the checkin tune first.
I’m going to put on the second tune first.
Anthony.

97. Are you Fianna Gall or Fianna Fein?.
Are you Fianna Gael of Fianna Fall?.
Anthony.

96. Garment of ancient Rome, it begins with four letters.
Garment of ancient Rome, four letters.
Anthony.

95. I hope to win DRE.
I hope to DRE wins.
Packie.
94. The suspension is killing me.
The suspense is killing me.
Packie.

93. Mice one.
Nice One.
Anthony.

92. Where’s my flone.
Where’s my phone.
Anthony.

91. Jesus I cant wait till next year, it’s Deccies birthday, it’s…….
God Knows.
Anthony.

90. I just can’t get never comfortable.
I just can never get comfortable.
Anthony.

89. A what? A Frankendudder in the hockroom?
A merchandiser in the stock room.
Butcher.

88. You hardly have a pair scare of socks.
You hardly have a spare pair of socks.
Brian.

87. Old Birty Dastard.
Old Dirty Bastard.
Packie.

86. What’s the scorey.
What’s the story.
Anthony.

85. We’re messing Eastenders.
We’re missing Eastenders.
Deccie.

84. My legs was caught in my shoe.
God Knows.
Mickmaster.

83. That was my ticket out of Port’s mouth.
That was my ticket out of Portsmouth.
Deccie.

82. Packie, Do you want a mottle of Boosehead.
Packie, Do you want a bottle of Moosehead.
Anthony.

81. The best medusa.
The best producer.
Len.

Rairch Rairch

The Ming Sets in Again.......


80. If it hasn’t reach it before Christmas it will reach after it.
God Knows.
Deccie.

79. There’s a bed up-side.
There’s a bed up-stairs.
Len.

78. I have to go for a piston.
I have to go for a piss then.
Len.

77. My freeze are feetin.
My feet are freezing.
Anthony.

76. Are you going for a few pints after the pub tomorrow.
Are you going for a few pints after work tomorrow.
Enda.

75. Sure man, you need dry proof clothes.
Sure man, you need water proof clothes.
Enda.

74. I don’t remember the car she was used to wear.
I don’t remember the car she was used to drive.
Anthony.

73. What was the final game in the Celtic match.
What was the final score in the Celtic match.
Len.

72. John Keys.
John Cleese.
Deccie.

71. Your nothing but a potato couch.
Your nothing but a couch potato.
Enda.

70. Will we get Off-Take.
Will we get a takeout / offy.
Me Hall.

69. Was that on Monthy Coyton?
Was that on Monthy Python?
Anthony.

68. Will you step out of the Kesh.
Will you step out of the Kitchen.
Enda.

67. He went in, like a cock first.
God Knows.
Deccie.

66. All largers are desperate for your beers.
All largers are desperate for your stomach.
Enda.

65. You look like Ken Davis.
You look like Ken Doherty / Steve Davis..
Deccie.

64. I have a serious stain in my pomach.
I have a serious pain in my stomach.
Me Hall.

63. The night flew it.
The night flew.
Donnelly.

62. For a man that doesn’t cough, that’s a serious smoke.
For a man that doesn’t smoke that’s a serious cough.
Enda.

61. What is the speed of an air velocity swallow?
God Knows.
Anthony.

I didn't say that man...

The Ming became the Multi Ming

60. After a few checkins…….
After a few seconds…….
Enda.

59. We have to get lin biners.
We have to get bin liners.
Enda.

58. Sure Enda, I’ve got no mono.
Sure Enda, I’ve got no money.
Len.

57. Fairy Up Liquid.
Washing Up Liquid.
Enda.

56. No arms, no fucking arms and no head.
No arms, no legs and no head.
Anthony.

55. Cut a pottin cud.
Cut a cotton bud.
Anthony.

54. Where’s the hairy lip squid.
Where’s the fairy liquid.
Paul Guilfoyle (Gilly).

53. Scooby Boo!
Scooby Doo!
Anthony.

52. I put a cd in it and loaded down it.
I put a cd in it and downloaded it.
Enda.

51. I don’t want to get on the clothes when I have wet clothes on.
I don’t want to get on the bus when I have wet clothes on.
Deccie.

50. Will I put on Bet Leetles.
Will I put on The Beetles.
Deccie.

49. Will we watch the whitey writer.
Will we watch Easy Rider.
Anthony.

48. Buses, one the hour every half-hour.
God Knows.
Deccie.

47. Will someone get me Soap A Dine.
Will someone get my Solphadeine.
Enda.

46. Budvar the czechish beer.
God Knows.
Mickmaster.

45. Remember that time when I was talking to you.
God Knows.
Deccie.

44. That was a gammon.
That was a gamble.
Enda.

43. As long as your feet don’t get in the way of the footing.
As long as your feet don’t get in the way of the football.
Deccie.

42. Will someone go halvers on Washing Up Powder.
God Knows.
Enda.

41. Fineese geed.
Chinese food.
Deccie.

20 More Minged Moments

And The Ming Settled in Nicely.

40. He must be Pat McGovern the car.
He must be hot-wiring/jump starting the car.
Len.

39. That’s an eye and a hoff.
That’s annoying enough.
Enda.

38. Who of what?
God Knows.
Anthony.

37. I have to get out of the ways lad.
I have to get out of the lads way.
Mickmaster.

36. There’s some unseen cuttage.
There’s some unseen footage.
Anthony.

35. Don’t get any hot-rocks on the kojacket.
God Knows.
Anthony.

34. Oh yea, mine one.
Oh yea, my one.
Anthony.

33. Did anyone see my wall?
Did anyone see my ball?
Deccie.

32. He was smiggin his trim.
He was trimming his smig.
Mickmaster.

31. What about the smell of McCabe’s feet? Did you hear them?
God Knows.
Ross Coll (Dell).

30. Was the landlord here when you called?
Where you’se here when the landlord called?
Anthony.

29. I thought I heard them wall.
I thought I heard them all.
Enda.

28. I’m putting on lagon.
I’m inputting invoices.
Enda.

27. The cheapest mobile falls.
The cheapest mobile calls.
Deccie.

26. There’s a few cans in the fidge.
There’s a few cans in the fridge.
Deccie.

25. You have a disk in the droppy frive.
You have a disk in the floppy drive.
Deccie.

24. Can that fit in a sloppy?
Can that fit in a floppy?
Seamus Keogan.

23. You put in a new few ones.
You put in a few new ones.
Enda.

22. Thems bags just mines.
Those are just my bags.
Anthony.

21. Top stalking shite.
Stop talking shite.
Anthony.

Who said that?

In the beginning, there was a ming......

20. He’s number world in the one.

He’s number one in the world.

Anthony.

19. I can’t find the tissues.

I can’t find the ashtrays.

Deccie.

18. Keogan is after buying Clatterys on Saple Street.

Keogan is after buying Slatterys on Caple Street.

Deccie.

17. What West side Doogey, would be…..

What bests suits Deccie, would be……

Enda.

16. When I went to Betty, Deccie was panned out on the couch.

When I went to bed, Deccie was panned out on the couch.

Enda.

15. Your man had an American accident.

Your man had an American accent.

Eddie Donnelly.

14. What’s Clubs?

What’s Trumps?

Anthony.

13. Trubs are Clumps.

Clubs are trumps.

Enda.

12. Bollocks man, there’s no plean clates.

Bollocks man, there’s no clean plates.

Enda Maguire.

11. Deccie your a case sow boy.

God knows.

Brian.

10. Can I have ten til tut turtles.

Can I have 10 Silk Cut Purple.

Len

9. You see the thing is Deccie, some people don’t like them, and some people don’t.

God knows.

Anthony.

8. Throw us over that Ballistic tape brothers.

Throw us over that Ballistic brothers tape.

Deccie.

7. That must have been that’s mans fard.

That must have been that’s mans farm.

Me Hall McCabe

6. The bar is Keogan.

The bar is closing.

Enda Maguire.

5. 20 John Cut Purple.

20 Silk Cut Purple.

Eddie Donnelly.

4. A buttle a Bock leese Puey.

A bottle a Buck please Luey.

Len

3. All I could hear was the smell of my eye lids burning.

God Knows

Jock Harten.

2. How much does it cost to get a pooth tulled?

How much does it cost to get a tooth pulled?

Brian Brady

1. I’m after having a ferious seed.

I’m after having a serious feed.
Brian.