Thursday, November 1, 2007

Who said that?

In the beginning, there was a ming......





20. He’s number world in the one.
He’s number one in the world.
Anthony.

19. I can’t find the tissues.
I can’t find the ashtrays.
Deccie.

18. Keogan is after buying Clatterys on Saple Street.
Keogan is after buying Slatterys on Caple Street.
Deccie.

17. What West side Doogey, would be…..
What bests suits Deccie, would be……
Enda.

16. When I went to Betty, Deccie was panned out on the couch.
When I went to bed, Deccie was panned out on the couch.
Enda.

15. Your man had an American accident.
Your man had an American accent.
Eddie Donnelly.

14. What’s Clubs?
What’s Trumps?
Anthony.

13. Trubs are Clumps.
Clubs are trumps.
Enda.

12. Bollocks man, there’s no plean clates.
Bollocks man, there’s no clean plates.
Enda Maguire.

11. Deccie your a case sow boy.
God knows.
Brian.

10. Can I have ten til tut turtles.
Can I have 10 Silk Cut Purple.
Len


9. You see the thing is Deccie, some people don’t like them, and some people don’t.
God knows.
Anthony.

8. Throw us over that Ballistic tape brothers.
Throw us over that Ballistic brothers tape.
Deccie.

7. That must have been that’s mans fard.
That must have been that’s mans farm.
Me Hall McCabe

6. The bar is Keogan.
The bar is closing.
Enda Maguire.

5. 20 John Cut Purple.
20 Silk Cut Purple.
Eddie Donnelly.

4. A buttle a Bock leese Puey.
A bottle a Buck please Luey.
Len

3. All I could hear was the smell of my eye lids burning.
God Knows
Jock Harten.


2. How much does it cost to get a pooth tulled?
How much does it cost to get a tooth pulled?
Brian Brady

1. I’m after having a ferious seed.
I’m after having a serious feed.
Brian.